AISubs v3.7
- Miyazo, Motokado, Takato! - Ibaido!
- Imebaru! - Kouhen!
- We're back! - It's been 12 hours since we came back.
- What are you guys doing right now? - What was the title again?
- This is bad! - It's a song from 12 hours ago!
- Even if you get stuck on the floor, move your cheeks forward!
- Spit out blood and contribute to our country! - Huh?
- TAKOSUKE! If you do that, your body will crumble!
- Take care of yourself!
- DARTS LIFE 24!
- That's pretty much it, right? - Yeah, that's about it.
- I don't know, but that's pretty much it.
- So we'll be playing darts once an hour and living the life of a hitter.
- Now we'll have you practice, but before that...
- I'd like you to do a cross dart. - Okay!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- Roulette and... - Go!
- Oh, this is hard! - Go!
- How was it? - Stop!
- Too bad! - You did it!
- But you looked pretty energetic just now! - I'm starting to feel better now!
- Okay, it's 9 o'clock. Editing, start!
- This is going to be the most useful time of the day. - It's meaningful.
- Of course it's expensive. - Tetsuya, what are you editing?
- The live chat from the other day.
- The live chat? - Yeah!
- Are you a student skipping class?!
- Don't make this part of your editing screen a live chat!
- You did this in the first half of the show! - I didn't!
Hey, do you remember?
In the morning, we were talking about whether we should buy a new computer or not.
Yeah, we did!
And you were like, "Let's buy it next week!"
What?!
That's right!
Right?
That's right!
You were right about next week!
So...
Did you buy a new Mac?
- We bought a new Mac! - We bought a new Mac!
What?!
That's the sound of you buying it!
Fine! Let's buy it!
- Let's buy a lot of Macs! - Let's buy a lot of Macs!
- I'm so excited! - Let's buy a lot of them!
Oh, it's done!
I just said "Shibuya Japan" and it's done, so I just said it.
Whatever.
Are you ready for your order?
Let's make sure everything is correct!
16-inch Macbook Pro, leather sleeve, Shibuya Japan certified AirPods.
Check it out!
822,340 yen!
Bam!
Order complete!
You're the worst!
I'm so unlucky!
I didn't even have 800,000 yen!
It's time for darts!
I still want to do it!
It's still too early!
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
You can do it after you go to sleep.
Where do you want me to go?
Anywhere as long as it's not food.
As long as it's not exercise.
Okay, I got it.
Good luck!
Go!
I'm counting on you!
Ta-dah!
I'm sleeping!
What?
You're going to sleep from 10am to 12am?
You're going to sleep?
Hey, is this okay?
I have to do it again, right?
Do you want me to say one more thing?
Then let's go to sleep!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't make a miracle with this video!
If you wake up, you'll be saved.
Start!
It doesn't matter if you turn it.
Go!
What?
Lunch!
Hey!
It's just 12am!
Good night!
Take care of yourself!
Take it easy!
It's only 2am.
Good night!
Good morning!
Please gather in the living room!
Good morning!
I'm sorry for waking you up.
You're going to play darts, right?
Concentrate!
I can't open my eyes!
Start!
It's totally different!
Ta-dah!
Finally!
Wait a minute!
Kouhan, are you okay?
I love you!
We've been doing this for 3 hours.
Really?
From 2 o'clock.
I didn't know you sleep so little.
I'm sorry.
We've been doing this for 7 hours.
Let's start the 2 o'clock roulette.
Stop!
It's shaking.
6 wins!
It's not bad.
It's too early!
What should we eat for lunch?
We don't have lunch.
Hamburger?
Fried rice?
Ramen?
Fried rice sounds good.
Omelet rice?
You've changed a lot.
You've always been like that.
Isn't it?
It's somen.
It's somen for lunch.
It's different.
It's not decided yet!
Don't say things you don't know!
We lost rock-paper-scissors.
I'm angry now.
Don't say things you don't know!
It's not "don't say things you don't know!"
It's "right teachers' authority".
If you say "no", I'll forbid you to say it!
I see!
Wow, you ate a lot!
I ate a lot of soup and somen noodles.
You really ate a lot.
It's 8 o'clock now, so I'll go home.
Isn't it a little late?
We don't see each other much.
Hoshimichi-san!
Hoshimichi-san will spend the last 8 hours with me.
And now?
Finally...
And from 2 o'clock...
Are you alone?
It's late at night!
I can't sleep!
This is the third time!
I don't like this picture!
It's my first time, so it's a little funny.
It's not funny!
Go to bed when you can!
Thank you!
Good night!
It's 9 o'clock!
You're awake!
You can't sleep, can you?
I can't sleep.
Then...
When the camera is off, do you have a love affair?
Let's turn it off and go back.
It's getting cold at night, so let's play darts.
Darts?
I don't know what it means.
It's 5 o'clock, so let's throw it!
I'd rather drink than sleep.
I want a lively one!
A lively one!
Let's do it!
1, 2, 3!
It's over!
Don!
Sleep!
Hey! Sleep, doctor! Sleep! Isn't it normal now?
It's over! It's over!
Do you want me to do reverse rotation?
Oh, that's good.
It was definitely from this side, wasn't it?
I'll do it like this.
What are you talking about?
You said "sleep" in a low voice.
You're energetic.
Yes, it's 4 o'clock. I'll go. Please!
Let's go!
You're fast!
How is it?
What is it?
This is what I said!
Yes!
And this is...
What is it?
Oh, come on!
I don't need this!
Next is reading.
What are you reading?
I'm happy.
I'll distribute it. Here you are.
Oh, I want to read it a little.
This is too much.
Wait a minute. Can I read this?
White Rabbit
Kotaro Isaka.
Did you get something you want to read?
My girlfriend bought this recently.
I forgot to talk to my girlfriend, but I'll read it.
Oh, that's good. You can read it in an hour.
Can I read this?
Technology hated by people.
Oh, that's good!
Just read it!
I don't need this!
You look like a drug addict.
Seriously.
Let's decide.
What should I do as a president?
Oh, that's good.
It looks fun.
I was thinking of reading this.
Isn't it good?
I don't know how far it will go.
We have a lineup for today.
I don't know if it's funny or not.
No, it's not like that.
Don't say that. It's an important time now.
I'm sorry.
Lies are first class.
Yes, the difficult thing is how to put it in.
Is this hole different?
No, it's not.
Said Koshiruban.
That's unfair.
Can you help me with my first line of speech?
"Even if you fart, you can't stop." That's what it starts with.
That's the second line.
Even if you fart, you can't stop.
That's what it starts with.
"Kill me already!" "Nice to meet you, I'm Matsuzaka Tori."
That's the climax of happiness!
I think you messed up something.
Isn't it hard for readers to talk?
Can't we talk?
But we're reading the same book!
- Let's read! - OK, let's!
I just read it!
Stop it!
That's it?
Is it over?
It's like club activities.
This one hour was the most fun.
Editing and reading are good.
It looks fun.
Why?
It's early.
I don't want you to sleep.
I want you to read this.
Destiny has been decided.
I can't change it.
Isn't it early for a senior?
Go to bed, idiot!
Go to bed!
Again?
How many times have you seen this picture?
It's early for a senior.
Good night.
We have to throw darts.
Running, too.
Yes, running.
It must be cold.
I can't believe it's February.
Please go over there.
Good morning.
It's like club activities.
It's true.
We can only throw four times.
It's early.
Muscle training, sports,
dinner, bath,
insect secret,
and that's it.
Shall we start?
Let's aim for insect secret.
Go!
What's the speed?
Isn't it early?
What's the speed?
Wake up!
I know why
I can be strong.
Let's throw it right away.
I'm sorry.
Let's throw it again.
It was close.
Hurry up and say it.
Go!
Oh!
It was late.
What's wrong?
Edit it!
It's a practice.
I can't move anymore.
We're here. Kokosuki Park.
We're at the same place again.
We were here before, weren't we?
We're out of illumination.
Let's run and warm up.
What's wrong?
My elbow is broken.
My elbow is broken, Tetsuya.
My elbow is broken, Yumemaru.
But we'll do our best.
Tell me what's wrong.
Good job.
Let's go to bed.
I'm happy to go to bed.
Running is just right.
We've been running all day.
Let's go to bed.
We're shooting at 9 o'clock.
Good night.
Wake up.
T-shirt, please.
I'm not Tetsuya.
Good morning.
It's still early in the morning.
It's over.
Let's run.
Let's go.
It's 7 or 8 o'clock.
Who said it?
It's a bath!
It's a mini-mini bath.
We slept in a mini-mini bath.
It's great, isn't it?
Let's come here and do something new.
Let's edit the video now.
Yes.
You edited it, didn't you?
I edited it.
If you didn't edit it,
you'll have to buy a MacBook Pro.
What's that?
It's a mysterious decision.
I don't know.
Your reservation has been completed.
- Congratulations! - Thank you very much!
[Apple Watch]
[Macbook Pro]
I've made up my mind.
I'm going to buy a Macbook Pro.
What?!
But it really looks like an Apple Watch.
Yes!
Darts
Let's play some darts!
- The last one! - The last one?!
Is it already over?
- Please eat me up with a good one! - I'll go for it!
- What do you want for the last one? - It feels like night, doesn't it?
- Let's eat you up with dinner. - That's right.
- Then I'll aim for dinner! - Okay!
- Please eat me up with a good one! - Go!
- Okay! - It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
- I got it, I got it! - What?!
- What?!
- Stop it! - Stop it, stop it, stop it!
- What?! - The last one!
- The last one is... - The last one is...
- Running! - Running!
- Running... - Hey!
I'll start with my nipples.
Don't you think Yumemaru's nipples are pathetic?
He's been doing this for 24 hours and his nipples aren't in good shape.
Oh, my God!
He's been robbed of his money.
It's hard to picture this.
I'm confident now, but...
What should we do?
Should we run?
- It's decided. - It's decided.
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- This is Asano Okazaki Park. - Okay!
- Let's run! - Let's run!
- Last run! - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Hold me tight!
I'm fine now.
You don't have to run with me so hard.
You're walking, aren't you?
You're walking so slowly you can't be seen on camera.
What can I say?
Let me walk with you for a while.
- You haven't changed at all! - Let me walk with you for a while.
You haven't changed at all. Leave me alone.
It's a Christmas Eve that will be remembered forever.
- You're right. - Oh, it's Christmas Eve!
- Isn't it? - Yeah.
I can't do it anymore!
- You're exaggerating! - I can't do it anymore!
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Ohara Ohara
- Isao, Ryuji, Janken poi! - Ohara Ohara
Are you kidding me? Was it really such a game like this?
- Ohara Ohara - You're really gonna get tired of playing this game two more times.
- Ohara Ohara - What about you, Ohara!?
Last round!
You're angry.
The last lap!
Fight!
You can do it! Two minutes left!
You can do it! Fight! Last lap!
Two minutes left!
Was there two minutes left?
If there were two minutes left, it would be impossible.
You can do it!
Fight!
The end!
Thank you for your hard work!
How was your 24-hour life?
It was a day I can't even remember.
I was busy and busy.
24 hours doesn't include sleeping, does it?
I didn't rest at all.
Oh, I see.
But as I said in the opening,
it's not about whether you're having fun or not.
It's about whether you felt this 24 hours long or short.
No, but surprisingly, I felt it short.
Oh, I see.
You only ate a full meal, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You didn't do anything else.
Yes, I did.
I didn't do anything else.
It was a long time ago, though.
Didn't it mean anything to you today?
No, not even for a day.
I'm a little tired.
I'm sure you'll be busy in 2021, too.
But it's not good to make too many plans.
Let's take a break every day and eat a full meal once a day.
Thank you for your cooperation.